Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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