guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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