i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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