Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
