Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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