Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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