how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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