did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I stole a fireplace last night.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
