Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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