oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
