Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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