i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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