My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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