hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.