Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0