Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting