Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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