$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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