she was so not down for the gang bang
You smell like a Billy Joel song
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Even my vagina gasped.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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