Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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