I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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