Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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