its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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