is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
