Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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