How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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