Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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