This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.