belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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