So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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