going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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