Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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