no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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