Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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