would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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