I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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