You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wants to bone in the snuggie
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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