Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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