so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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