I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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