I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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