i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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