She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
A+ Viking dick
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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