Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just high enough for therapy.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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