how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't deserve a penis
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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