Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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