Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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