porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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