So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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