hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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