Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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