Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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