I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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