I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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