I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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