??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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