Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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