yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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